Monday, 14 August 2017

We are all different, but despite this fact, it’s clear that in everyday life we often experience the exact same feelings.

When you put on heels

When you’re asked to choose your meal

When you’re waiting in line to use the cash machine

After a haircut

When your boss calls you to his office

When you decide to take a look at what the dentist is doing

When you go in an expensive shop

Friday, 11 August 2017








Loud people outside kept me awake
Adrenaline rush of asking Them To be quite also kept me awake.





Farts in front of Jewish Friend and She gets offended.
Says c mon,
A little gas never killed anybody.


I'LL Have you know
That I did The whole
Warm up without tanking a break.



I'LL you know. I did my laundry 
AND
It only sat in the Dryer for 5 days.

















1. Wins $5000 on a lottery ticket you got him for his b-day
you got him for his b-day
Splits half with you And wont take no for an answer.



2.Sees you driving around full campus parking lot waves
you down, tells you He's on his way out, then runs to car so you can park and get to class on time.



3. Has never met you and will never see you again 
Flashes brights 
To Let you know a cop is ahead.


1. Sweat are the tears of your fat being burned alive..

2. Men have feelings too!
For
Example, we feel hungry.




3. Men don't faint
They
Take unintended decisive naps.



4. You sleep with your phone,
when
I was your age i slept with girls.



5. Zombie apocalypse,
you mean evolution surprise test!


1. If you're the only one left who doesn't live there 
you should probably leave.

2. Don't knock and then immediately come into my bedroom 
wait for a response first.



3. stop using google to search infromation for school essays 
use scholar. google instead , you will find more relevant infromation right away.



4. Never start smoking 



5. Never start smoking.



6. If You Are in a friend's Car 
Leave everything how it is and take your trash with you


7. you don't have to dress like a slut to be noticed
a litle bit of mystery is sexy.


8. If you don't like strangers telling you h ow to parent
control your spawn in public .



9. remember kids, unprotected sex is like basketball 
you always dribble before you shoot.


10.If she says, It's fine. do whatever yo want.
Do not do whatever you wanted to do.



If some one wants to hangout and you feel the need to make exuses
grow
the f*ck up and tell the truth.



Take a sip of your coffee before adding sugar
you won't 
need as much sugar for it 
To taste sweet afterwards.


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